Nuts

So my grandmother and I are shopping.

This evening, we are going to a

birthday party for a friend of hers, a

guy.  On Friday, she bought him a

package of nuts as a birthday present.

This afternoon, coming home from

Church, she frets about whether or not

the gift of the nuts will imply that he

is nuts.  I told her, "grandmother,

guys like food, they don't give a darn

what the food is, it's food."  Then she

wanted me to buy a fancy little bag to

put the nuts in.  I had to buy two

before I found one that she liked.

Notice to all my feminine friends: Rule

#1.  Guys care about three things,

food, toys, and if you can't figure out

the third thing you should stay away from us.



Notice, that what the food comes in is of no consequence